Foreign minister's speechwriter writes field guide to women in Paris

I kid you not.

The money quote: "Colin regrets, for instance, it is no longer possible to loiter contemplatively outside high schools because 'current legislation and a certain form of collective psychosis have created a climate of suspicion that makes every admirer of young girls a rapist of children.'"

Excuse-moi, il faut que je vomisse. (I had to look up the subjunctive of vomir, 'vomit'. But I had it right.) Someone get this guy a life.